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"I told you. If you don't eat your broccoli then no pudding. So stop sulking" pic.twitter.com/pE5eMUGzxV

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 18, 2017

"People think of education as something they can finish." ISAAC ASIMOV

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 19, 2017

Church Youth Group v Church Notices https://t.co/rDcBbYxSZA pic.twitter.com/PQrRlIQ4hb

— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) March 19, 2017

MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORK 😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/XbVMtVgH2c

— ErikfromRI (@_erikTV) March 6, 2017

#recap Sydney at its cleanesthttps://t.co/xn6Mbq8JwN pic.twitter.com/kqi2uxrdNH

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 25, 2017

How fake news happens… pic.twitter.com/SfvJX1bmDl

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 25, 2017

"It's such a nice day, let's sit outside!"

3 minutes later…

"I can't feel my hands"

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 24, 2017

Rush hour in London in all its crammed, busy glory. The best response to any terror attack is a city just being how it normally is.

— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) March 22, 2017

Jesus loves 'money off' coupons.
Because he's the Redeemer.

— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) March 22, 2017

The Monopoly board using current London prices. Mayfair at £2,546,343 pic.twitter.com/3mNzLOdcxp

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 22, 2017

Post-Brexit we will no longer be allowed the option of a Continental Breakfast. It will be English Breakfast or the 'Traitor's Buffet.'

— Lucy Prebble (@lucyprebblish) March 21, 2017

March 29th. Article 50 pic.twitter.com/e1q1lfH9RC

— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) March 20, 2017

They were the same height pic.twitter.com/I9YVAcU4hn

— Philip N Cohen (@familyunequal) March 18, 2017